by Jodi MacArthur When you’ve got a politician knocking down zombies with stones from his backyard, someone’s bound to get politically correct all over his booty. And that’s exactly what the press is doing. Dozens gather in protest, but what is a guy to do when his yard backs a cemetery and them dead people [...]
Archive for December 15th, 2009
Peace on Earth is at War
December 15, 2009The Turtle Dove
December 15, 2009by P.J. Kaiser Martin mustered his strength and leaned against the sliding glass door with his entire weight. The door needed some grease. It opened just far enough for Martin to slip through. Even though the air conditioning was on inside, he just pulled the screen closed. Martin didn’t want to risk being stuck [...]